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5. Anyone who was still filled with childlike wonder at Christmastime. I was wrong. The War on Christmas is real, and its commanding general is none other than Miley Cyrus. Her latest act of war? Twerking at Santa Claus. While the Santa in question looks like he's having way too much gross fun to be considered a victim, Cyrus could have chosen anyone to be her twerking target during a Friday night concert at the Staples Center. Instead, she chose the red-suited, roly-poly symbol of innocence and youthful joy and destroyed Christmas for everyone. Now we know the real meaning of Christmas is twerking.