5. Anne Hathaway. This was supposed to be Anne's big night. After cleaning up at a string of awards ceremonies, with each acceptance speech inspiring more "I hated a girl like her in high school" internet fury than the last, Hathaway was the only nominee in the actress/actor categories who everyone knew was a shoo-in, so she had more than enough time to make this the most memorable attention-gobbling awards appearance of them all. Sadly, whatever insufferable crap she pulled last night was completely obliterated from everyone's memory when Jennifer Lawrence fell flat on her face on her way to win Best Actress, and then proved herself to be a sweet, unassuming, non-infuriating antidote to Hathaway's theater camp attention hog.