5. Muslims everywhere, who only have Ben Affleck to speak for them. 

Ben Affleck appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher last night and ended up arguing with Maher and Sam Harris about Islam. I don't really expect you to watch all ten minutes of this video, so let me summarize. Imagine you're a college freshman again, sitting in your dorm lounge at 1am, debating such moronic generalizations as "Islam is bad" or "Islam is good." You're shouting, the other guy is shouting, and neither of you is saying anything that makes sense. There are several purposefully edgy references to racism against African Americans. Now imagine Nicholas Kristof happens to be there, but nobody is letting him talk. That's basically it. Underneath the anger, you can tell Affleck is trying to make a good point: Islam, like other religions, is not a homogeneous entity, characterizable as all good or all bad. The world's 1.6 billion Muslims—the vast majority of whom don't live in the Middle East, by the way—shouldn't be condemned for the way Islam is being abused by the radical few. Sure, it would be nice if there was, y'know, one Muslim on the show who could speak to that point, but I guess Ben Affleck made Argo so he knows.