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5. Carrie Underwood, because Lady Gaga made people remember her lame performance as Maria.

You may have started to forget just how terrible Carrie Underwood was in the NBC's The Sound of Music Live! as Maria. Carrie Underwood sure hopes so, since her 2013 performance was almost universally panned. Girl can sing, but she cannot act worth a damn. (She sure is pretty, though!) Anyway, viewers of last night's Oscars were reminded of Underwood's failings when Lady Gaga blew her Sound of Music tribute out of the water. Who would have thought that a tatted-up Maria just works? —SRD

4. Bill O'Reilly, who may have embellished his war stories.