5. The brothers of the University of Oklahoma's SAE chapter, who are super racist.

WARNING: Video is uncensored and contains offensive language and white people pumping their fists. On Sunday, the Oklahoma University chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE) was shut down by the national organization and the university after a video leaked online showing frat bros chanting a racist song. The song, which references lynching and uses the n-word several times, is not only reprehensible, it's also the wrong tone for a bus sing-along. Don't these guys know "Wheels on the Bus?" Although in their case, the wheels would probably go "KKK." –SRD, MTN

4. The pope, because someone is holding official documents for ransom.