5. Every woman who ever imagined she and George Clooney might someday make it work. Bad news. It appears that confirmed bachelor and sexy smirker George Clooney, 52, has finally found someone worthy of his good looks, charm, and commitment to social justice. Her name is Amal Alamuddin, 36, and you are jealous of her. Secretly, you always thought the reason Clooney refused to settle down was because he'd never met you, but it turns out Clooney just needed to meet a woman as gorgeous, brilliant, and compassionate as Amal. It's actually hard to hate her, because she seems pretty awesome