5. Whoever had to clean the bathtub Justin Bieber got baptized in. Justin Bieber has found religion, which is great news for his publicist and a bit disappointing for the rest of us. Bieber was baptized at Hillsong Church in Manhattan last week after a series of controversial videos emerged where he sang racist lyrics. Apparently, Bieber spent a week doing Bible study before committing to getting baptized. Is there anything more trite than a beleaguered public figure turning to God? It's almost as bad as when they turn to Terry Richardson. Frankly, I find it awfully hard to belieb that Justin thinks there's a higher power than himself.