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5. A drunk driver who got arrested after running himself over with his car.

30-year-old North Dakota man Robert Alan Pullar managed to run himself over after getting so drunk behind the wheel that he fell out of his car. The vehicle continued moving forward and hit him. I think that's the definition of inertia, right? An object in motion stays in motion, an object intoxicated stays intoxicated. Pullar shook off the incident and put himself back in the driver's seat but police caught up with him and charged him with a DUI, driving with a suspended license, and refusal to submit to a chemical test. I feel like running yourself over with your car should be test enough.