5. The NSA whistleblower who just found out that Hong Kong has extremely friendly extradition laws. He was clearly not one of the agency's brightest. The whistleblower has fled to a luxury hotel in Hong Kong, which despite having a political exception in its extradition laws, has sent back pretty much every criminal the U.S. has asked for. Even their own officials are baffled as to why he chose Hong Kong. China can also technically veto any decision, but since they can rob our computers any time they want, they don't really need him. As many people have asked, what exactly was this less-than-amazing individual doing with our top secrets, anyway? As of press time, Snowden has fled into the streets after the spy genius posted a video with a tell-tale lamp in the background that ID'ed his design-focused boutique hotel.