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5. Paula Deen. Paula Deen must feel lower than a Victoza-user's blood sugar after the Food Network decided last Friday not to renew her contract. But we think the Southern lady should view this as an opportunity. She can finally launch the Antebellum Food Network, and get everyone from the regular Food Network to come over and host racist versions of their current programs. Who wouldn't watch the Barefoot Slave with Ina Garten? Or Giada on the Plantation with Giada DeLaurentiis? Or Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives with Guy Fieri?