5 people having a worse Monday than you.

5 people having a worse Monday than you.
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5.  The red, crying creature being expelled unceremoniously from the safe, warm confines of its mother's womb into a world of pain and fear. Even being born into the Royal Family can't protect this newborn from the reality that birth is just the first step toward a lifetime of misery and panic followed by the inevitable, bittersweet release of death. No amount of official portraits and paparazzi coverage will stop this pitifully insignificant baby from being one day forgotten by an uncaring universe. Welcome to the club, little one. (And yes, that's an exclusive file photo of a random newborn.) —SRD

 

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4. Kate Middleton, because a human being is currently forcing its way out of her vagina (and the world is watching). Childbirth is already one of the most painful things a human being can experience. But I imagine it is even more uncomfortable when, while you're going through labor, everyone on the planet is thinking about your cervix widening to make way for a big watermelon of a baby. Guess being married to a prince isn't so great after all, is it? Huh? Sigh. —SRD

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3. Prince Harry, who was just bumped down to 4th in line for the throne. When this kid is born, Prince Harry will have been demoted from Third in Line to the Throne to "Your crazy old Uncle Harry who likes to dress as a Nazi." Even though there's not much political power associated with being king, it still seems like it would be a pretty sweet gig, and I'm sure Harry can't help but feel a little resentful that people think some baby deserves the job ahead of him, even though the baby would probably do a much better job. —SRD

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2. Anyone who saw Geraldo Rivera's shirtless selfie this weekend. Over the weekend, aging whatever-he-is (journalist? Doesn't seem right...) Geraldo Rivera posted a nearly nude selfie on Twitter, which I DID NOT JUST THROW INTO THIS POST WITHOUT WARNING. You're welcome! You can choose to ruin your Monday by clicking here to see it. Rivera has once again inspired us with his tireless commitment to showing us the realities we want so desperately to hide from. —SRD

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1. Ryan Reynolds. What is it about Ryan Reynolds that repels people? He's been in a failed superhero movie, a failed body-switch movie, and now, a failed supernatural comedy. His "Men In Black but with dead people" movie R.I.P.D. opened at number 7 with only $13.1 million this weekend, after costing about $150 million to make. Sure, the movie as a whole looked like ass, but RyRey was definitely the assy icing on the ass-cake. Maybe there isn't one defining abhorrent characteristic about Reynolds. Maybe everyone has their own reason for disliking him, and your reason for not liking Ryan Reynolds is what makes you unique. For us, he reminds us of this dickhead restaurant manager we had to deal with when we first started waiting tables. What's your reason? —BP

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