It'll take more than a little house fire to kill your Comcast bill.

"Sir, losing your walls is going to be the best thing that's happened to your wi-fi."

Jimmy Ware is a 66 year-old retired trucker living in St. Paul, Minnesota. Well, that's where his house was until it burned down on April 1st, anyway. You would think that having your home, and with it your tv, your cable box, your Internet outlets and cable jacks, go up in smoke would be a clear end to your cable contract. You would be an optimist, though, a wrong optimist. That's not even the best part, though.

See also: Comcast changed a customer's name to "A**hole" after she tried to cancel her service.

Sources: | Boing Boing