Child must be Aryan/demonic. (screengrab via Jezebel)

A Cleveland man in search of a job is trying to better his starting salary offer by finding a fake family to pose for photos with him. For some reason, the man believes that being a married family guy will earn him a better salary.

He explains:

Two things have become quite clear to me: The business world will do everything in it's power to pay young professionals entering the working world as little as possible, and people are always a sucker for cute kids. I have personally witnessed many cases of favoritism towards married employees or employees with children, the idea being that they have more of an incentive to be a devoted worker then others might and are therefore deserving of a better wage regardless of actual performance. The internet has loosely confirmed this.
Sources: h/t Jezebel | Craigslist