"I don't know why it's so impossible for everybody in this office to act like a goddamn adult." (via Thinkstock)

Hello, Kopencky Company Family!

HR here. Look, I give zero shits about what you guys do in your personal lives, but I get paid to be your work mommy because, for some reason, a group of adults can't manage to do things like not steal each other's lunches or touch each other's butts for the eight goddamn hours a day that they're in an office. You people are exhausting, and since you apparently need constant reminders in order to be decent human beings, here are some goddamn reminders.