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If you thought the assistant manager at your job was intense, you've never met Sylvia in Electronics. YouTuber CanadianChestHair is in the running for "worst fake employee of the month" after he called Sylvia to request a sick day for a job he didn't have. His reason? So he could go fishing with the boys. Sylvia, who obviously doesn't learn her employee's names (or voices), grew furious at her fictional worker drone and threatened him with first-level written disciplines if he didn't show up for a shift he didn't have the next day.

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You can practically hear Sylvia's veins popping as she puts up with this slacker of a fake employee who drops lines like, "I don't want to give up the job because it's good bread for me, right?"

If Sylvia knew the names of her own employees as well as she knew the company's policy on sick days, she'd probably have become regional manager by now.

Sources: CanadianChestHair