16 completely insane resumes that may actually be better than yours.

16 completely insane resumes that may actually be better than yours.
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If you're mired in unemployment — and there's a depressingly likely chance that you are — here's a look at your deranged competition. A proficiency in sandwich preparedness and a fear of the elderly might seem like questionable qualifications for an office job, but they're still more impressive than your summer in the Arby's drive-thru. Let us know if you've seen, written, or personally rejected any resumes as ridiculous as these.

 

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Updated 5/23/11: 

 

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Updated 5/9/11:

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