A woman named Cher has gone viral by sharing an increasingly desperate string of texts she received from her former dog walker. After the dog walker was fired, she basically went through the five stages of grief in a series of six text messages, which has to be some sort of record. But the only result was making herself look unprofessional. Would you trust your dog to someone who sent you this?

You've got to have a little sympathy—anyone can get attached to a dog. Dog walkers are supposed to be like prostitutes (stick with me on this), never letting themselves get emotionally involved with their furry johns. But this dog walker got too close, lost her cool, and got burned. It's cold out there on these streets.