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People get too sick to work all the time, and the responsible thing to do is to stay home and avoid infecting others—so, if you just say you're sick, who's to say that didn't happen to you? These bosses, that's who. So, fake a sick day if you must, but if you do, for the love of Ferris, keep your story simple and stay off Facebook.

1. Matt, whose daughter is intensive care at Incredibly General Hospital.

2. Kyle Doyle, who begged for proof he was faking it.