The most entertaining document ever funded entirely by your tax dollars.

Just in time for Christmas, The Smoking Gun posted this wonderful document detailing exactly what happens to you when you enjoy leaving gassy "gifts" around the office of the Social Security Administration. This five-page official reprimand proves that you should stop complaining about having your work email monitored by IT. At least your digestive failures aren't being meticulously recorded and kept on file by at supervisor. Check page 2 below to see a detailed account of one employee's losing battle with Chipotle. What the hell happened on September 19th?

Sources: The Smoking Gun