5. Rick Scott - When the Florida governor tried to give residents a meningitis hotline number last week, he accidentally gave them a phone sex line instead — which isn't very helpful, unless you happen to get turned on by contracting deadly bacterial diseases. We're guessing this led to a lot of awkward exchanges, such as "What are you wearing?" "Uh, a hospital gown," and "Oh yeah, doc, diagnose the sh*t out of me."

Sources: Chase Mitchell