5. George Clooney - If you're feeling down today and need a quick pick-me-up, there's nothing better than the knowledge that one of the world's biggest movie stars and his stunning girlfriend spent a beautiful weekend in Italy doubled over on a bathroom floor, spraying horrible things out of every orifice. Call us a-holes, but imagining the Ocean's Eleven star hurling tainted shrimp onto an expensive suit and/or the upholstery of a Bentley is our 5-Hour Energy.