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"If you'd like, I can exhume the corpse and we can examine it together at your earliest convenience. I have several industrial-strength shovels and a panel van full of antique surgical equipment. I've also taken the liberty of monitoring the house of the deceased manager's family in the unlikely event of his return. Anyway, I'm actually not very qualified for the job itself, but, as you can see, I'm eager to learn. In fact you can literally see it, because I'm standing outside your office window holding the aforementioned shovels. Let's go."

Sources: Reddit