Or it could be because you listed "socialising" as a hobby.

We’re pretty sure the lesson here is to never, ever trust your horrible, good-for-nothing friends. Or possibly: proofread your own resume before you send it out. But probably the trust thing. Frankly, if we were hiring a cook for a Macedonian restaurant, we’d be impressed by Brad’s self-awareness that his masturbation hobby might be “excessive.” Maybe his resume just hasn’t reached the right perverted employer yet. And when it does, he'll be thanking Jason for being a total asshole.

Sources: BuzzFeed