His first mistake was wearing that color to a job interview. No wait, it was the meth.

A Nebraska man who may be the worst job applicant of all time has been sentenced to over three weeks in jail after walking into a Nebraska restaurant last summer, filling out a job application, and then turning it over and writing a bomb threat on the back. The exact wording he used was: "I have no money, a huge bomb in the back of my truck, and a syringe of bleach that will kill you instantly. If you be quiet and help me, you won't die." Without specifying what "help" he was looking for (perhaps help filling out the dates of his previous employment--so tedious!), he then took a seat at the bar. He was still sitting there when police arrived and discovered he had been using methamphetamines, and there were no weapons in the back of his truck.

Sources: |