Welcome to (a) Hotel (in) California! You can check in any time you like, but you can never get abusive coworkers fired.

A dream come true for anyone hoping to steal some old magazines from a lobby.

This very reasonable public resignation was left in lieu of a human at the front desk of a small hotel in a college town in California last night for any and all guests to see. It was posted online early this morning by the employee who came in afterwards to work the graveyard shift, redditor JordanAsshole, who, despite his name, he promises he's not the drunk assailant. It was posted with the title "My coworker went all Wet Seal on our boss today," a reference to the public resignation notices posted by mistreated Wet Seal workers in malls across the country.

Sources: redditor JordanAsshole