10 signs you're the office weirdo.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.
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10 signs you're the office weirdo.

Fig. 1 – a weirdo.

There's an old saying: every office has a weirdo. If you think your office doesn't have a weirdo, then you're the weirdo.

This advice is woefully inadequate. Most weirdos have no idea how weird they are, or what weirdness even looks like. That's part of what makes them so weird. They probably think that somebody else is the office creep because they drink almond milk. Meanwhile, their own cubicle is full of live squirrels. Or dead squirrels. Either would be weird.

Here's my point: you might be the office weirdo right now, and you would have no idea. Here are a few red flags to look out for. If any of these apply to you, you might want to start working from home.
 

1. Your coworkers stop talking when you walk into the room.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

They were talking about you and you know it.
 

2. Everyone puts on their headphones when you start eating.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.
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Close your mouth when you chew.
 

3. They bought you your own mini-fridge.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

Now their normal food won't be contaminated by your steamed eggs or whatever.
 

4. You yell at the copier when it jams, but about unrelated topics.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

"The banks want our blood! Illuminati!"
 

5. After the office pizza party, you ask if you can take home the boxes.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.
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What are you going to do with them? Nothing wholesome.
 

6. You bring your dog to work, but your "dog" is actually just a cotton ball.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

"Again? I just walked you!"
 

7. You're pretty sure HR's "no hair sniffing" speech was directed at you.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

"Don't lean in Jerry. Don't you lean! Resist…"
 

8. Everyone counts down the days until your vacation.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.
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It's because you smell.
 

9. Your out-of-office message mentions the Kennedy assassination.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

(via YouTube)

"I will be out of the office until I figure out who the HELL paid off Jack Ruby."
 

10. You don't take feedback well.

10 signs you're the office weirdo.

They can't give you constructive criticism from the grave.

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