We all fantasize about spectacular ways to quit our jobs, but it's rare that someone comes up with a way to quit that manages to be memorable while also not completely burning the bridge of a future recommendation. Redditor springmint5, however, recently found a way to do both:

Hopefully, Alex's going away party will be funeral themed, complete with elaborate flower arrangements, casseroles, and a hearse driving Alex away from the office. RIP, Alex's position at this company. We know almost nothing about you or your job, so we have no idea if you'll actually be missed.