Right, okaaay. Basically, killing this guy can't be bad, if need be.

This guy's tally sheet of a co-worker's most frequently repeated inane chatter over the course of one ten-minute phone call actually makes me kind of sad. I sort of miss having co-workers to annoy me. As a work-from-home blogger, the only person whose inane chatter can slowly drive me insane is my own. And the only person I can complain about it to is myself. Which means that I get inane chatter on both ends.

Oh, and it also means that I'm becoming dangerously stir crazy. Basically, if you're able to send psychiatric help, that can't be bad.  

Sources: redditor Anticarnist