You may remember this email for the rest of your life if you're this guy's coworker.
Quitting is such sweet sorrow. Oh, wait, no it's not; it's awesome. The saying goodbye to the people you hated, the unloading of your hatred of those people on the few coworkers you liked, the throwing out of your mindless, unimportant time sheets. Oh yeah, and the bragging about your new salary. Mostly the bragging about your new salary. But no matter how awesome your daydreams about flipping everyone off and walking out to a really cool song, this guy did it way cooler. Our hats off to you, guy who made us read a terrific email in Troy McClure's voice.