I'm too lazy to even write a full email so here is what I'm thinking of sending him in lieu of my two-weeks notice.

1. A guy jumping over his desk to fight another guy.

This is a great GIF if I want to be really honest about how I feel every time I get an email from my boss. But I don't condone violence, so I'm thinking this won't do.

2. A guy walking into a lake.

This one is really to the point, though I worry it would get misconstrued as a suicide note, and that's not what I'm saying. I'm happy with my life, but this job makes me feel like drowning myself. Huge difference.

Sources: Giphy