Being a person with a job is 80% doing said job, and 20% responding to emails from your boss and coworkers pretending to care.
Last week, writer Danielle Rene asked her followers what they're favorite way to make the 20% of the time more interesting.
People chimed in with petty phrases you can punch in to any format.
Which translates roughly to...
Other passive-aggressive highlights include:
It all comes down to the signature, and this guy Charles has a particular scale of pettiness.
Write it all down, kids.