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Being a person with a job is 80% doing said job, and 20% responding to emails from your boss and coworkers pretending to care.

Me 100%.
Me 100%.
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Last week, writer Danielle Rene asked her followers what they're favorite way to make the 20% of the time more interesting.

People chimed in with petty phrases you can punch in to any format.

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Which translates roughly to...

Look Human lookhuman can you not GIF
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Other passive-aggressive highlights include:

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I mean, if you don't reply, it's fine.
I mean, if you don't reply, it's fine.
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Read it and weep.
Read it and weep.
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It all comes down to the signature, and this guy Charles has a particular scale of pettiness.

Write it all down, kids.

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