The workplace refrigerator is a passive-aggressive battlefield second only to the rest of the workplace.
But if you don’t want to be the brunt of some hilarious anger, it's as simple as not eating food and cleaning out your stuff when it goes bad. (I’m talking to you, Jeremy.)
1. Forever alone.
2. Also, this pen is toxic and the ink tends to bleed through.
3. If "oxy" is what I think it is, that's just make 'em want it more.
4. I bet that guy's name isn't really even Dave, you guys.
5. Cool, free soda and free money!
6. Thus explaining the secret mystery flavor of Dr Pepper.
7. Prove it.
8. It's your fault for buying pink Post-Its.
9. So you say.
10. This sign can talk!
11. Things die to be food. Things must die so that we shall live. Whoa.
12. Don't break my heart.
13. It's good to be the boss.
14. Drinking an Arnold Palmer is punishment enough.