Having a plan for a doomsday scenario isn't the worst, especially after living through a global pandemic. Some people have plans for a Zombie Apocalypse, but does anyone have a plan if their home country is invaded? Americans started chatting about this scenario on a thread in the Ask Reddit Subreddit, and the responses were the most American thing you'll see.
Here are some of the best responses:
1. jschechroor says:
Probably work from home that day…traffic would be a b*tch
2. Vitaloss says:
Watch all the tax dollars I have paid for the past twenty years go to work.
3. brian11e3 says:
Get Florida Man hopped up on bath salts and let him run rampant through the enemy lines.
4. Xalcinious says:
We'd still be going to work because rent is due on the first of the month when it's over, and food doesn't buy itself.
5. Ape-No-Fight-Ape says:
I would watch Red Dawn and get tips on what to do from C Thomas Howell.
6. Morall_tach says:
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
7. Opie67 says:
Continue with my day, it would last about seven minutes.
8. sagiterrible says:
The largest air force in the world is the United States Air Force. The second largest air force in the world is the United States Navy. What am I doing? Watching the fireworks.
9. maclaglen says:
I just hope both sides have fun out there.
I’d make sure I’m on time for work. Since, you know, I’m in the military… it’s kind of my job.
11. ctrlshiftplus says:
The more you f*ck around the more you’re gonna find out why we don’t have healthcare.
12. Fun_Argument_4U says:
Probably make a sandwich. I don’t want to go into a domestic sociopolitical conflict on an empty stomach.
13. Kay312010 says:
14. Gheauxst says:
Get drafted probably.