But sometimes, we can't help but wonder how some people get paid for what they do, or why in the world they would do it. (She pontificates, from her work from home content writing job).
Anyway! Here's the dish!
1. mattosx
Promotional speaker. 'Let me tell you how I became successful charging you $10,000 to speak how I get $10,000!'
2. RamenTheory
NYC apartment brokers. I hate having a middleman. The only way it would make sense to me is if they were there to negotiate on my behalf, but instead they are incentivized to do the very opposite
3. BCS24
Anyone who says they have an 'investing strategy' 100% makes money from selling this bullshit and couldn't make money investing in a million years
4. iamhumi
Whatever the person who's in charge of making the malware and annoying redirect ads is called.
5. BigBiggity
The jerk off at insurance companies who gets to choose if a medical procedure is covered.
Psychic. Any kind, especially those who prey on people mourning the dead and convincing them they are speaking
7. N05TR4D4MV5
People from high school selling Ponzi schemes.
Hey queens ?? did you know ?✏️ that you can make 5 BILLION dollars ????? from HOME ? every MONTH ⌚️ by simply joining MY team ????????? and selling this AMAZING ❤️????? product????
All you have to do ?♥️? is ADD lots of people on Facebook that you have ONE ? or TWO ✌️ mutual friends with ??? or message people you haven’t talked to in AT LEAST five ✋ years, saying ? “hey fatty!!
You’re looking ugly as fuck since high school!! How you been, girl?!!!!!??!!! ??? Do you want to buy my wraps, or my pills ? you f*ckin skank ????? Message me for more info ???? gross b*tch!!! Xoxoxoxo”
I LOVEEE my (3) pink Mercedes and I took my FAMILY of 38 PEOPLE to CANCUN not once, not twice, but THIRTEEN TIMES this past week ALONE!!!! I also literally cured myself of EIGHT different kinds of CANCER. THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!! BUY A STARTER KIT AT NO COST TO YOU EXCEPT $500.
Televangelists.
9. wildcat5566
Pet communicator (yes we have these in my country), and there’s this famous internet joke:
Communicator: Your pet wants to be pet more often.
Owner: .....He is a fish.
Cleaning up the pens at a rodeo
11. Aaronmborg
'Life Coaches,' especially the ones in their 20s. Listen. You don't know shit about shit. And if your coach title doesn't start with a sport in front of it, you're a fraud.
Once worked at a company where they had social media officers, whose jobs were to go through instagram and like and comment on photos of hot people. They earned more than I did (no idea how)
13. Jlaw118
The people who have to install indicators on BMWs
14. tigercubs
My sister used a 'camp consultant' to find a summer camp for her kid. I'm still in shock that that is a real job. And that my sister hired one.
Assistant to the Internet Influencer's Manager. They ACTUALLY had this as their email signature.
16. _tas_9
Predatory tow truck drivers.
17. radicallysimilar
At the Edinburgh zoo, the penguins will track the planes as they pass overhead and fall on their backs. They employ someone to right the penguins when this happens.
18. ArrowGantOne
Bovine Proctologist
19. nowhereman136
Paparazzi
20. ElbowDeep
My immediate supervisor.