Are you entitled to a staff of tired servers rolling out the red carpet because you spent $17.99 on a tiny plate of vodka penne? The jury's out according to everyone who has ever left a "zero stars if I could" savage review. So, when a Reddit user asked, "What’s a dealbreaker for you at restaurants?" people were ready to share the tiny hiccups of the service industry that might inspire some Karen-level behavior. If you're asking for a side of Ranch, reevaluate whether or not you deserve a 5-star dining experience...
Small napkins. - rboller
Kids running wild. Apart from the inconvenience of the other diners it’s dangerous when staff are walking round with hot food. - McSillyoldbear
Bringing me a tiny little glass of water. - Opportunity-Horror