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<p>The war on jeans continues.</p><p>First, <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/fashion-beauty/clear-knee-mom-jeans-nordstrom-topshop/">clear-knee mom jeans</a> enraged Twitter with their &quot;Saran wrap chic&quot; look. Then <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/fashion-beauty/nordstrom-pre-dirtied-dirty-jeans/">pre-muddied jeans for men</a> cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the <a href="https://www.openingceremony.com/womens/y_project/detachable-shorts-jeans-ST96192.html">&quot;Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans&quot;</a> from Opening Ceremony. Yes, this is not a drill. This is real.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Howdy, partner." data-attribution="Opening Ceremony" data-attribution-url="" height="1800" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/st96192-2--img1200--1341111990-DJo10E.jpg" width="1200" /></div> <figcaption>Howdy, partner.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Opening Ceremony</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Yes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Cheeky." data-attribution="Opening Ceremony" data-attribution-url="" height="1800" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/st96192-4--img1200-1028679459-aRWOwK.jpg" width="1200" /></div> <figcaption>Cheeky.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Opening Ceremony</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Is it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper!</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else." data-attribution="Opening Ceremony" data-attribution-url="" src="https://oc-java.s3.amazonaws.com/images/skus/ST96192-5--IMG_1200-590092430.jpg" /></div> <figcaption>Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Opening Ceremony</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Why can&#39;t we just let jeans be jeans?</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!" data-attribution="Giphy" data-attribution-url="" height="328" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/giphy-4-eipGbk.gif" width="680" /></div> <figcaption>LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Giphy</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Detachable jeans are the latest crime against denim—and fashion.

The war on jeans continues.First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their &quot;Saran wrap chic&quot; look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the &quot;Detachable Cut-Out Front Jeans&quot; from Opening Ceremony. Yes, this is not a drill. This is real. Howdy, partner. Opening CeremonyYes, these sleek, cowboy-esque slacks are designed to maximize butt cheek exposure. Even in the long pants version, these cut outs highlight the under-butt. Cheeky. Opening CeremonyIs it too hot outside for all that fabric down the leg? Well lucky for you, these jeans can instantly transform into a denim diaper! Matches with the pearl and velvet bodysuit and literally nothing else. Opening CeremonyWhy can&#39;t we just let jeans be jeans? LEAVE JEANS ALONE!!! Giphy

The war on jeans continues.  First, clear-knee mom jeans enraged Twitter with their &quot;Saran wrap chic&quot; look. Then pre-muddied jeans for men cost a mere $425 at Nordstrom. And now, the latest crime against denim: the...