Food & Drink

<p>On the 4th of July we celebrate U.S. independence. On July 5th, it&#39;s apparently National Bikini Day. And if you didn&#39;t blow all your money on hot dogs and sparklers over the weekend, maybe you&#39;ll be able to afford this pizza bikini. It costs $10,000, and it seems extremely unlikely that you&#39;ll wear it more than once.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div class="fb-post" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/VillaItalianKitchen/photos/a.407183233566.184417.64497808566/10155333037683567/?type=3" data-width="552"><blockquote cite="https://www.facebook.com/VillaItalianKitchen/photos/a.407183233566/10155333037683567/?type=3" class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><p>Introducing Villa Italian Kitchen’s Pizza-Kini: the world’s most mouthwatering bikini! Now you can wear your favorite...</p>Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/64497808566">Villa Italian Kitchen</a> on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/VillaItalianKitchen/photos/a.407183233566/10155333037683567/?type=3">Wednesday, June 28, 2017</a></blockquote></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="https://www.facebook.com/VillaItalianKitchen/photos/a.407183233566.184417.64497808566/10155333037683567/?type=3&amp;theater" height="800" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/19429883101553330376835679100404979127840873n-rlQT6t.jpg" width="960" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: auto;position: relative;padding-bottom: inherit;"><video poster="https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t15.5256-10/p206x206/19691713_10155337278588567_775357191677804544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&amp;ccb=2&amp;_nc_sid=ad6a45&amp;_nc_ohc=32K2Isfs6EIAX_a0ScH&amp;_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-2.xx&amp;oh=ffc8fb9a8f43ac7718d9d9e6a4b236da&amp;oe=5FCAC108" width="400" height="224" controls><source src="https://video-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.1790-2/19570357_1572935306091733_6508852332397068288_n.mp4?_nc_cat=106&amp;ccb=2&amp;_nc_sid=985c63&amp;efg=eyJybHIiOjM0NSwicmxhIjo1MTIsInZlbmNvZGVfdGFnIjoic3ZlX3NkIn0%3D&amp;_nc_ohc=b7dIt5z3R50AX_OD0lE&amp;rl=345&amp;vabr=192&amp;_nc_ht=video-ort2-2.xx&amp;oh=cd57f09ca611dcb42439f40c107a943c&amp;oe=5FA66B26"></video></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Hard to say what&#39;s best about this: Getting pizza grease in your hoo-ha or getting kicked out of your friend&#39;s pool for clogging the filter with pepperoni. Or maybe it&#39;s the fact that all of Villa&#39;s locations have like a 2-star average on Yelp and they&#39;re trying this lame marketing stunt instead of making better pizza!</p><p>Anyway, congratulations to the millions of people who would never wear this. Pizza is a beautiful thing, but even our favorite food has its limits.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

The $10,000 pizza bikini is a real thing you can buy and wear and eat—but why?

On the 4th of July we celebrate U.S. independence. On July 5th, it&#39;s apparently National Bikini Day. And if you didn&#39;t blow all your money on hot dogs and sparklers over the weekend, maybe you&#39;ll be able to afford this pizza bikini. It costs $10,000, and it seems extremely unlikely that you&#39;ll wear it more than once.Introducing Villa Italian Kitchen’s Pizza-Kini: the world’s most mouthwatering bikini! Now you can wear your favorite...Posted by Villa Italian Kitchen on Wednesday, June 28, 2017Hard to say what&#39;s best about this: Getting pizza grease in your hoo-ha or getting kicked out of your friend&#39;s pool for clogging the filter with pepperoni. Or maybe it&#39;s the fact that all of Villa&#39;s locations have like a 2-star average on Yelp and they&#39;re trying this lame marketing stunt instead of making better pizza!Anyway, congratulations to the millions of people who would never wear this. Pizza is a beautiful thing, but even our favorite food has its limits.