It is with a heavy heart I must show you this video of a man putting the unthinkable on top of watermelon.
Be warned—the footage you are about to see is disturbing:
Yep, chef James Briscione of Man Crafted (eyeroll), rips open a little packet of dry, yellow taco seasoning and dumps it all over perfectly good watermelon, creating the spicy/fruity snack of your nightmares.
How can The Food Network, the channel that brought us that angel Ina Garten and the delightfully wacky Alton Brown, do us dirty like this?
Needless to say, Twitter was not happy with the summer snack, and was definitely cool with knocking it before they try it (let's be real, no one is going to try it).
I usually think unnecessarily gendering things is stupid, but you can feel free to keep this one, men.