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<p>As far as the &quot;sexy&quot; trend of Halloween costumes goes, we pretty much thought that &quot;sexy Pennywise&quot; or &quot;sexy Donald Trump&quot; were going to be the most surprising (worst) things we saw this year.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="someecards-embed" id="someecards-embed-3738605" data-id="3738605" data-type="post" data-url="https://napi.someecards.com/embed/post/tk-halloween-costumes-were-already-tired-of-seeing-weeks-in-advance/"><a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/holidays/tk-halloween-costumes-were-already-tired-of-seeing-weeks-in-advance/" target="_blank"> 10 Halloween costumes we&#039;re already tired of seeing weeks in advance. </a></blockquote><script async src="//cdn.someecards.com/assets/embed/embed-v1.07.min.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>So allow us to correct ourselves, because the sexy goldfish costume is easily the most outrageous costume of the year (that you might actually wear).</p><h3>The only thing is... it&#39;s perfect.</h3><oembed>https://twitter.com/flatpatterning/status/911363911059992577</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This is &quot;Leg Avenue Women&#39;s Cozy Golfish,&quot; because apparently &quot;cozy&quot; is more marketable than &quot;sexy.&quot; Although I personally have never seen a goldfish show this much leg.</p><p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Leg-Avenue-Womens-Cozy-Goldfish/dp/B001CVHW5M?th=1&amp;psc=1" target="_blank">You can get this one for just under $40 on Amazon.</a></p><oembed>https://twitter.com/rrrainbo/status/911430409564471296</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h3>And yeah, there are several versions.</h3><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/rhodabee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@rhodabee</a> get your sexy goldfish outfit... it&#39;s Halloween!!! <a href="https://t.co/FQJetqz2OV">pic.twitter.com/FQJetqz2OV</a></p>&mdash; Megan Hunter (@Meganinmotion) <a href="https://twitter.com/Meganinmotion/status/916182300479561728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>If you want to look more like there&#39;s a bright orange shark fin on your head while still saying you&#39;re a goldfish, the &quot;<a href="http://www.yandy.com/g/Sparkling-Goldfish-Costume.php?utm_source=googleps&amp;utm_medium=search&amp;utm_campaign=googleps&amp;utm_source=google&amp;utm_medium=cpc&amp;adpos=1o1&amp;scid=scplp343232&amp;sc_intid=343232&amp;gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8Mbn06L41gIV17rACh2JcQy1EAQYASABEgIa9vD_BwE" target="_blank">Deluxe Sexy Goldfish Costume</a>&quot; is about $111 on Yandy.com. Worth it?</p><p><span style="color: rgb(28, 28, 28); font-family: Georgia, Times, &quot;Times New Roman&quot;, serif; font-size: 1.17em; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">This one&#39;s more gold mermaid than fish...</span></p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2nd sexy goldfish costume I&#39;ve seen now....I don&#39;t hate it <a href="https://t.co/OGjZStCurf">pic.twitter.com/OGjZStCurf</a></p>&mdash; Bean (@BeanTheBean) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeanTheBean/status/916875666284412928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 8, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>The &quot;<a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Women-Seductive-Ocean-Siren-Costume-Golden-Mermaid-Tail-Bottom-Fancy-Dress-/222456729755?var=&amp;hash=item33cb74509b:g:kXEAAOSwuLZY3M3t" target="_blank">Women Seductive Ocean Siren Costume</a>&quot; is a bargain at $26 on eBay! Get it while it&#39;s confusing!</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This one isn’t obvious that it’s a goldfish &amp; actually kinda pretty!</p>&mdash; 🍂 Ar!elle 🍂 (@SpicyPurritos) <a href="https://twitter.com/SpicyPurritos/status/920320710798606336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h3>And this one&#39;s, um, something else entirely.</h3><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Am I the worst for loving this sexy goldfish costume <a href="https://t.co/1afb1FCMk1">pic.twitter.com/1afb1FCMk1</a></p>&mdash; Bean (@BeanTheBean) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeanTheBean/status/908547312334417920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 15, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>If a face popping out of the middle of a goldfish isn&#39;t your thing, you can opt for the &quot;<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Starline-Womens-Sexy-Goldfish-Costume/dp/B01KTZEDX0" target="_blank">Women&#39;s Sexy Goldfish Costume</a>&quot; for about $60 on Amazon.</p><p>That may sound like a lot, but keep in mind that it doesn&#39;t look like the wig is included in the price, so it&#39;s actually even more!</p><p>What a bargain!</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">@CGeorginaxoxo why do I need this?</p>&mdash; 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 (@rochelleamberxx) <a href="https://twitter.com/rochelleamberxx/status/920330106136080384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why am I friends with you</p>&mdash; ITS FREAKING BATS, I LOVE HALLOWEEN🎃 (@selflovecody) <a href="https://twitter.com/selflovecody/status/920330311875129346?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 17, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><sec-poll id="103"></sec-poll></p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

No one asked for this many sexy goldfish costumes but they're kinda amazing.

As far as the &quot;sexy&quot; trend of Halloween costumes goes, we pretty much thought that &quot;sexy Pennywise&quot; or &quot;sexy Donald Trump&quot; were going to be the most surprising (worst) things we saw this year. 10 Halloween costumes we&#039;re already tired of seeing weeks in advance. So allow us to correct ourselves, because the sexy goldfish costume is easily the most outrageous costume of the year (that you might actually wear).The only thing is... it&#39;s perfect.https://twitter.com/flatpatterning/status/911363911059992577This is &quot;Leg Avenue Women&#39;s Cozy Golfish,&quot; because apparently &quot;cozy&quot; is more marketable than &quot;sexy.&quot; Although I personally have never seen a goldfish show this much leg.You can get this one for just under $40 on Amazon.https://twitter.com/rrrainbo/status/911430409564471296And yeah, there are several versions.@rhodabee get your sexy goldfish outfit... it&#39;s Halloween!!! pic.twitter.com/FQJetqz2OV&mdash; Megan Hunter (@Meganinmotion) October 6, 2017 If you want to look more like there&#39;s a bright orange shark fin on your head while still saying you&#39;re a goldfish, the &quot;Deluxe Sexy Goldfish Costume&quot; is about $111 on Yandy.com. Worth it?This one&#39;s more gold mermaid than fish...2nd sexy goldfish costume I&#39;ve seen now....I don&#39;t hate it pic.twitter.com/OGjZStCurf&mdash; Bean (@BeanTheBean) October 8, 2017 The &quot;Women Seductive Ocean Siren Costume&quot; is a bargain at $26 on eBay! Get it while it&#39;s confusing!This one isn’t obvious that it’s a goldfish &amp; actually kinda pretty!&mdash; 🍂 Ar!elle 🍂 (@SpicyPurritos) October 17, 2017 And this one&#39;s, um, something else entirely.Am I the worst for loving this sexy goldfish costume pic.twitter.com/1afb1FCMk1&mdash; Bean (@BeanTheBean) September 15, 2017 If a face popping out of the middle of a goldfish isn&#39;t your thing, you can opt for the &quot;Women&#39;s Sexy Goldfish Costume&quot; for about $60 on Amazon.That may sound like a lot, but keep in mind that it doesn&#39;t look like the wig is included in the price, so it&#39;s actually even more!What a bargain!@CGeorginaxoxo why do I need this?&mdash; 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 (@rochelleamberxx) October 17, 2017 Why am I friends with you&mdash; ITS FREAKING BATS, I LOVE HALLOWEEN🎃 (@selflovecody) October 17, 2017 

The sexy goldfish costume is the most outrageous costume of the year that you might actually wear.