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<p>There&#39;s a lot riding on your <a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/halloween/21-of-the-best-couple-halloween-costumes-for-you-your-bae/">Halloween costume</a>. It&#39;s not only a chance to show off your hotness, but also your cleverness, either by paying tribute to your <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/celebrity-halloween-costume/">favorite show</a> or throwing down a topical joke. To highlight both your news savvy and irresistible sexiness, buy these costumes or DIY.</p><p>Links to purchase below the pics!</p><h2>1. Sexy Fake News</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Embody one of Trump&#39;s signature catchphrases while highlighting your bosom in a costume Mr. President would most certainly enjoy." data-attribution="Yandy" data-attribution-url="http://www.yandy.com/Fake-News-Costume.php?AID=12570050&amp;SID=35871X1520432X20324fd438ea5283c1a6eaba7cad8e6a&amp;source=commissionjunction&amp;utm_source=CJ&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=Skimlinks&amp;utm_content=Yandy+Ravewear" height="619" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/yjfkn1004costumeps08312017-8exwZT.jpg" width="344" /></div> <figcaption>Embody one of Trump&#39;s signature catchphrases while highlighting your bosom in a costume Mr. President would most certainly enjoy.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.yandy.com/Fake-News-Costume.php?AID=12570050&amp;SID=35871X1520432X20324fd438ea5283c1a6eaba7cad8e6a&amp;source=commissionjunction&amp;utm_source=CJ&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=Skimlinks&amp;utm_content=Yandy+Ravewear">Yandy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. Sexy Zombie Trumpcare</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Take on the bill just won&#39;t die (and wants to kill people as much as zombies do) by bringing back healthcare from the dead." data-attribution="Amazon" data-attribution-url="https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Nurse-Adult-Costume-Medium/dp/B007FTNLEG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506702955&amp;sr=8-6&amp;keywords=zombie+nurse+costume" height="425" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/61tedaaiullux425-tSiEGc.jpg" width="425" /></div> <figcaption>Take on the bill just won&#39;t die (and wants to kill people as much as zombies do) by bringing back healthcare from the dead.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Nurse-Adult-Costume-Medium/dp/B007FTNLEG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506702955&amp;sr=8-6&amp;keywords=zombie+nurse+costume">Amazon</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Sexy Border Patrol</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Break hearts AND break up families!" data-attribution="Spirit Halloween" data-attribution-url="https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/20851.uts?utm_campaign=AFF:PJ&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_inex=e&amp;affiliate_id=21181&amp;click_id=2084706654" height="478" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-09-29-at-122507-pm-aWKEU9.png" width="390" /></div> <figcaption>Break hearts AND break up families!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/20851.uts?utm_campaign=AFF:PJ&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_inex=e&amp;affiliate_id=21181&amp;click_id=2084706654">Spirit Halloween</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4. Sexy &quot;Officer Pat U. Down&quot;</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Officially branded as &quot;Officer Pat U Down,&quot; embody the practice that disproportionately targets people of color on streets and in airports!" data-attribution="Yandy" data-attribution-url="http://www.yandy.com/Office-Pat-U.-Down-Costume.php" height="585" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/dg10719costumefront2017costume-lsZxgf.jpg" width="325" /></div> <figcaption>Officially branded as &quot;Officer Pat U Down,&quot; embody the practice that disproportionately targets people of color on streets and in airports!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.yandy.com/Office-Pat-U.-Down-Costume.php">Yandy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Sexy Playboy Bunny (that&#39;s redundant)</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Honor the late Mr. Hugh Hefner by dressing up as his creation." data-attribution="yandy" data-attribution-url="http://www.yandy.com/Scandalous-Mrs.-Tux-Bunny-Costume.php" height="619" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sas4517costumeps08312017-iw7ESG.jpg" width="344" /></div> <figcaption>Honor the <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/hugh-hefner-obituary-why-pre-writing-bad-idea/">late Mr. Hugh Hefner</a> by dressing up as his creation.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.yandy.com/Scandalous-Mrs.-Tux-Bunny-Costume.php">yandy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Sexy Wall</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Highlight your bulgey parts in an ode to Trump&#39;s campaign promise, and make people buy your drinks all night!" data-attribution="Amazon" data-attribution-url="https://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-9475R-Spinner-Costume/dp/B075JRDYP2/ref=sr_1_38?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506703119&amp;sr=8-38&amp;keywords=costumes" height="589" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-09-29-at-124033-pm-xmyO8g.png" width="344" /></div> <figcaption>Highlight your bulgey parts in an ode to Trump&#39;s campaign promise, and make people buy your drinks all night!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Rasta-Imposta-9475R-Spinner-Costume/dp/B075JRDYP2/ref=sr_1_38?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506703119&amp;sr=8-38&amp;keywords=costumes">Amazon</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Sexy Russian</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords." data-attribution="Heaven Costumes" data-attribution-url="https://www.heavencostumes.com.au/white-russian-sexy-women-s-costume.html" height="700" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/uw-29216-white-russian-sexy-womens-eskimo-fancy-dress-costume-700-Is66Tv.jpg" width="393" /></div> <figcaption>I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.heavencostumes.com.au/white-russian-sexy-women-s-costume.html">Heaven Costumes</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Sexy Bot</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Be one of the bots that spewed propaganda during the 2016 election and continues to sow division in the country over social media! For extra points, combine it with the Russian costume above." data-attribution="Amazon" data-attribution-url="https://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Robot-Womens-Costume-Small/dp/B004YHC2K6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506704487&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=sexy+robot+costume" height="1024" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/7a851daff2dfd3279d665252e5554700-UMTnzU.jpg" width="478" /></div> <figcaption>Be one of the bots that spewed propaganda during the 2016 election and continues to sow division in the country over social media! For extra points, combine it with the Russian costume above.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Spirit-Robot-Womens-Costume-Small/dp/B004YHC2K6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1506704487&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=sexy+robot+costume">Amazon</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. Sexy Jared Kushner</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I can&#39;t even imagine what the uniformed soldiers were thinking when Jared showed up in a sportscoat and designer shades. <a href="https://t.co/ZoJpA6rEGi">pic.twitter.com/ZoJpA6rEGi</a></p>&mdash; chaps (@UncleChaps) <a href="https://twitter.com/UncleChaps/status/850055464234737664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 6, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>You bet he felt sexy in that flack jacket.</p><h2>9. Sexy Donald Trump</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Nothing says &quot;I know who the president is&quot; like dressing up as Donald Trump!" data-attribution="Yandy" data-attribution-url="http://www.yandy.com/Donna-T.-Rumpshaker-Costume.php" height="585" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/yre70810262highresps09092015lighthair5-9el63D.jpg" width="325" /></div> <figcaption>Nothing says &quot;I know who the president is&quot; like dressing up as Donald Trump!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="http://www.yandy.com/Donna-T.-Rumpshaker-Costume.php">Yandy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Sexy Kim Jong Un RompHim</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Combine two of the most terrifying developments of 2017&mdash;nuclear war with North Korea and the male romper&mdash;with this masterpiece!" data-attribution="GetOnFleek" data-attribution-url="https://getonfleek.com/product/kim-jong-un-romper/" height="600" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/kim-jong-un-romper-wm64zv.png" width="600" /></div> <figcaption>Combine two of the most terrifying developments of 2017&mdash;nuclear war with North Korea and the<a href="https://www.someecards.com/life/fashion-beauty/romper-men-romphim-twitter/"> male romper</a>&mdash;with this masterpiece!</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://getonfleek.com/product/kim-jong-un-romper/">GetOnFleek</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Sexy Ivanka/Melania/Kellyanne/Female Trump Operative</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Amazing <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Halloween?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Halloween</a> costume—<a href="https://twitter.com/Jemima_Khan?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Jemima_Khan</a> as Melania Trump: <a href="https://t.co/jdOJv2QXdq">pic.twitter.com/jdOJv2QXdq</a></p>&mdash; Ali A. Rizvi (@aliamjadrizvi) <a href="https://twitter.com/aliamjadrizvi/status/787367293290512388?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 15, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Trump lives to define the zeitgeist for another Halloween. Brush off your costume from last year and be a Trumpkin once again. All you need is a form-fitting shift dress, a dead-in-the-eyes stare, and for extra impact, add a grabby Donald to be the president&#39;s family/staff/family-staff.</p><h2>12. Sexy Kendall Jenner with Pepsi</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Grab your jean jacket and a can of Pepsi and immediately bring peace to any violence you see on the streets." data-attribution="YouTube" height="720" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/maxresdefault-wW8O9j.jpg" width="1280" /></div> <figcaption>Grab your jean jacket and a can of Pepsi and immediately bring peace to any violence you see on the streets.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">YouTube</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. Sexy Sean Spicer</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Hearken back to Sean Spicer&#39;s bush-hiding days by one-upping Spicey&#39;s camouflage." data-attribution="HalloweenCostumes.com" data-attribution-url="https://www.halloweencostumes.com/child-bushman-costume.html" height="500" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/child-bushman-costume-uIdreu.jpg" width="350" /></div> <figcaption>Hearken back to <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/politics/sean-spicer-memes/">Sean Spicer&#39;s bush-hiding days </a>by one-upping Spicey&#39;s camouflage.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.halloweencostumes.com/child-bushman-costume.html">HalloweenCostumes.com</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

13 Halloween costumes that say 'I'm sexy and I read the news.'

Orli Matlow

There&#39;s a lot riding on your Halloween costume. It&#39;s not only a chance to show off your hotness, but also your cleverness, either by paying tribute to your favorite show or throwing down a topical joke. To highlight both your news savvy and irresistible sexiness, buy these costumes or DIY.Links to purchase below the pics!1. Sexy Fake News Embody one of Trump&#39;s signature catchphrases while highlighting your bosom in a costume Mr. President would most certainly enjoy. Yandy2. Sexy Zombie Trumpcare Take on the bill just won&#39;t die (and wants to kill people as much as zombies do) by bringing back healthcare from the dead. Amazon3. Sexy Border Patrol Break hearts AND break up families! Spirit Halloween4. Sexy &quot;Officer Pat U. Down&quot; Officially branded as &quot;Officer Pat U Down,&quot; embody the practice that disproportionately targets people of color on streets and in airports! Yandy5. Sexy Playboy Bunny (that&#39;s redundant) Honor the late Mr. Hugh Hefner by dressing up as his creation. yandy5. Sexy Wall Highlight your bulgey parts in an ode to Trump&#39;s campaign promise, and make people buy your drinks all night! Amazon6. Sexy Russian I, for one, welcome our new Russian overlords. Heaven Costumes7. Sexy Bot Be one of the bots that spewed propaganda during the 2016 election and continues to sow division in the country over social media! For extra points, combine it with the Russian costume above. Amazon8. Sexy Jared KushnerI can&#39;t even imagine what the uniformed soldiers were thinking when Jared showed up in a sportscoat and designer shades. pic.twitter.com/ZoJpA6rEGi&mdash; chaps (@UncleChaps) April 6, 2017 You bet he felt sexy in that flack jacket.9. Sexy Donald Trump Nothing says &quot;I know who the president is&quot; like dressing up as Donald Trump! Yandy10. Sexy Kim Jong Un RompHim Combine two of the most terrifying developments of 2017&mdash;nuclear war with North Korea and the male romper&mdash;with this masterpiece! GetOnFleek11. Sexy Ivanka/Melania/Kellyanne/Female Trump OperativeAmazing #Halloween costume—@Jemima_Khan as Melania Trump: pic.twitter.com/jdOJv2QXdq&mdash; Ali A. Rizvi (@aliamjadrizvi) October 15, 2016 Trump lives to define the zeitgeist for another Halloween. Brush off your costume from last year and be a Trumpkin once again. All you need is a form-fitting shift dress, a dead-in-the-eyes stare, and for extra impact, add a grabby Donald to be the president&#39;s family/staff/family-staff.12. Sexy Kendall Jenner with Pepsi Grab your jean jacket and a can of Pepsi and immediately bring peace to any violence you see on the streets. YouTube13. Sexy Sean Spicer Hearken back to Sean Spicer&#39;s bush-hiding days by one-upping Spicey&#39;s camouflage. HalloweenCostumes.com

There&#39;s a lot riding on your Halloween costume. It&#39;s not only a chance to show off your hotness, but also your cleverness, either by paying tribute to your favorite show or throwing down a topical joke. To highlight both your news...