Everything you thought you knew about Bed, Bath & Beyond is a lie.

TV writer and director Zack Borenstein uncovered the long-standing duplicity of Bed, Bath and Beyond. The home goods store, where you can buy everything you need and have never-ever needed but will buy anyway, has been pulling a fast one on the entire world with their perfect towel displays.

Seems like BB&B is just like the rest of us lazily urchins. (Unless you're not also one of those people who simply pull the top cover over the bed to make it look like it's been made.)

According to Business Insider, these displays are for the good of the people. The real towels are kept elsewhere, where they remain free of dust and markings.

Whatever, this is still so SUSPICIOUS. What else is Bed, Bath & Beyond hiding from us??

The revelation prompted Borenstein to enter a Twitter tirade.

Seriously, Bed, Bath & Beyond, we need more. An official statement and an apology would be nice.