Sitting through a bad date with a laborious conversation can sometimes be a pop quiz in memorizing a stranger's sibling's names for no reason. And that's only if you get to the actual in-person date as passing the app profile test is key. So, when a Reddit user asked, 'What is the worst thing that a person can put on their bio on a dating app?' people were ready to share the things they've seen that made them instantly swipe a hard left.
'Don't waste my time' - SuvenPan
Lately, I've been avoiding people who says they are an 'entrepreneur.' - Rynox2000
“Whatever you want to know, Ask”….with a blank bio. If you have zero self awareness and no insight into yourself, that’s very unattractive. - AncientDog_z
When the profile is all about your dogs and there is one little picture of you in the background. I don't mind dogs but that's not what I'm dating. - Ok-Specialist5670
If they say 'be interesting' it's 100% guaranteed they will be the most boring human being you've ever met and you'll have to carry the corpse of their dead conversation - BCS24
Anything that expresses their preference while putting down people they aren’t attracted to. “I prefer tall men” great, cool. “Short men are losers so don’t hmu” yeah no, that’s a dick move - HotAndSexyZebra
List of complaints. It’s ok to list a few things, for example I’m not religious and I don’t want children. I think it’s important to let people know that up front so they don’t risk getting invested in someone whose incompatible. But if your entire profile is just complaining and making demands you’re probably an unpleasant person - Throwawayfilmmaker55
Touch my butt and feed me tacos. Just looking for the Jim to my Pam. Astrological signs explaining why they are the way they are - SheikAhSyd
Their IQ. - Much-Meringue-7467
A list of requirements. I’m not applying for a job, I’m trying to see if we’d have a good relationship. Based on your bio, you're not looking for a compatible person. You’re looking for someone who gives you what you need, and you don’t seem to realize that’s only half of a relationship. - Delica
About me: How about you ask me instead? - Tathanor
All pictures are group pictures, same people in each one. Which one is you?! - randall74656
“Alpha Male” - sparklingshanaya
'Make me laugh!' 'Must love Dogs.' 'Do you agree or disagree that pineapple belongs on pizza?' - AJ01-UK
'I love to laugh and have fun.' No sh*t. - ChefHannibal
Positive vibes only' (can't handle adult emotions)
'Just got out of a relationship' (hasn't worked through it)
'I'm an empath' (wants empathy for themselves but not anybody else)
'I hate dating apps' (like bro I don't think anyone 'likes' them but this just makes you sound bitter and unpleasant) - polaroidfades
“No drama” - it means anything that inconveniences them will be perceived as drama, and that they are the actual drama queen. - femmedelettres
'I'm probably/definitely funnier than you' - usernamegoeshere94
'If you cant hold a conversation don't bother.' You will be carrying the entirety of the conversation. - Juggernaut246