Internet Dating

<p>We know, we know, sometimes the dating pool online can seem <em>too </em>chockfull of cool and normal, respectful people. Since sarcasm is hard to read on the internet, this is sarcasm. Today, we&#39;re looking at 17 of the quickest red flags ever raised on Tinder. They weren&#39;t hard to find.</p><h2>1. The advisor.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/g6nye4/kachow/" height="2160" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post3-JCSPcJ.jpg" width="1080" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/g6nye4/kachow/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>2. Great opener!</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/arkbt8/i_dont_think_she_was_too_pleased_with_me/" height="2280" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/bl358lgbm4h21-mMC817.jpg" width="1080" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/arkbt8/i_dont_think_she_was_too_pleased_with_me/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Nothing like a good comeback to lead to an unmatch.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/ce0e72/im_probably_gonna_get_unmatched/" height="1920" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post6-BfMOO2.jpg" width="1080" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/ce0e72/im_probably_gonna_get_unmatched/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>4. The beardless lady.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/lpx0pd/the_beard_stays_but_you_can_leave/" height="2177" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post1-HGXrBM.jpg" width="1284" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/lpx0pd/the_beard_stays_but_you_can_leave/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. This couple-to-be.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/t27xz4/was_this_too_harsh/" height="605" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post2-Whu70Y.jpg" width="720" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/t27xz4/was_this_too_harsh/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>6. These kids with incredible chemistry.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/bath64/got_blocked_lol/" height="1269" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post4-I8ysin.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/bath64/got_blocked_lol/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. Almost get the feeling she&#39;s not interested in his evening at all.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/hkhsfg/i_hate_these_apps/" height="1740" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post7-cMsPKp.jpg" width="1439" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/hkhsfg/i_hate_these_apps/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>8. Oof.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/ed5jsb/are_you_a_hybrid/" height="953" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post8-8KdEbC.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/ed5jsb/are_you_a_hybrid/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. They had such a promising future.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/g1t19g/i_made_a_tinder_funny_howd_i_do/" height="2220" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/007mhyorszs41-SW1v6t.jpg" width="1080" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/g1t19g/i_made_a_tinder_funny_howd_i_do/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>10. A classic.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/951gk0/not_mine_but_damn/" height="916" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/c83grjibahe11-vgTsYR.jpg" width="1001" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/951gk0/not_mine_but_damn/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. So important to like the same pop culture.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/s9o4og/i_hate_dating_apps_so_much/" height="2778" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post11-Sg5vz8.jpg" width="1284" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/s9o4og/i_hate_dating_apps_so_much/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2>12. A little bit of a pattern.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/pyods0/some_people_on_here_are_wildin/" height="1139" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/kh2vehg5coq71-opNeuP.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/pyods0/some_people_on_here_are_wildin/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. Just bad timing here.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/rl8bun/her_profile_said_looking_for_someone_to_bring/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Her profile said &quot;looking for someone to bring home to meet my dog&quot;. Where do I go from here?</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><h2>14. Could have gone with a New Zealand joke.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/bg8g34/the_one_time_you_try_to_be_creative/" height="847" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/kiwi2-kPsvRP.jpg" width="749" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/bg8g34/the_one_time_you_try_to_be_creative/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.) I think these two crazy kids might just make it.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/k2phl8/you_get_what_you_deserve/" height="2449" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post15-IIkKEj.jpg" width="1440" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/k2phl8/you_get_what_you_deserve/">Reddit</a></div></figure><h2> </h2><h2>16.) IDK LOL.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/dcvg3p/i_did_my_best/" height="1334" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/post17-uu7P9v.jpg" width="750" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/dcvg3p/i_did_my_best/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.) Strategy.</h2><h2> </h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/rgh305/trying_to_get_a_100_minimum_dinner_on_a_first_date/" height="2436" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/broke-PZJVwa.jpg" width="1125" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/rgh305/trying_to_get_a_100_minimum_dinner_on_a_first_date/">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 Tinder matches that waved a red flag immediately.

We know, we know, sometimes the dating pool online can seem too chockfull of cool and normal, respectful people. Since sarcasm is hard to read on the internet, this is sarcasm. Today, we&#39;re looking at 17 of the quickest red flags ever raised on Tinder. They weren&#39;t hard to find.1. The advisor.  Reddit2. Great opener!  Reddit3. Nothing like a good comeback to lead to an unmatch.  Reddit4. The beardless lady.  Reddit5. This couple-to-be.  Reddit6. These kids with incredible chemistry.  Reddit7. Almost get the feeling she&#39;s not interested in his evening at all.  Reddit8. Oof.  Reddit9. They had such a promising future.  Reddit10. A classic.  Reddit11. So important to like the same pop culture.  Reddit12. A little bit of a pattern.  Reddit13. Just bad timing here. Her profile said &quot;looking for someone to bring home to meet my dog&quot;. Where do I go from here? from Tinder  14. Could have gone with a New Zealand joke.  Reddit15.) I think these two crazy kids might just make it.  Reddit 16.) IDK LOL.  Reddit17.) Strategy.   Reddit

We know, we know, sometimes the dating pool online can seem too chockfull of cool and normal, respectful people. Since sarcasm is hard to read on the internet, this is sarcasm. Today, we&#39;re looking at 17 of the quickest red flags ever...