Insults are a real bummer, unless they're about someone else. There's nothing funnier than a witty, clever insult, especially when it's extremely specific, and especially when it's not directed at us by a member of our immediate family during Christmas dinner.
The 'rare insults' page on Reddit is where good words do bad things to complete strangers and we get to enjoy them, because they're not about us!
Here are 31 of the funniest and most savage 'rare' insults of the past year, to be enjoyed from a safe distance:
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Someone call an ambulance, because this burn is life-threatening.
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Nobody slings an insult quite like a mother. They installed our buttons, and they sure know how to push them.
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The more specific an insult, the more pain it can inflict. No amount of wizardry could make the pain of this one disappear.
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