LGBT

<p>Happy Pride!!!! It&#39;s the most wonderful time of the year for straight people to have meltdowns over not getting enough attention, even though 11 months out of the year and 99.99% of history are catered to their hetersoexual, cis-gendered needs. Case-in-point: a guy named Aaron Clarey recently took to Twitter to complain about Target having the audacity to celebrate Pride Month.</p><p>First of all, this is what Aaron Clarey looks like:</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="LOL" height="360" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-iHjt0p.png" width="360" /></div> <figcaption>LOL</figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This campy cartoon villain was seemingly very upset when he entered Target and was presented with a display of *clutches fedora* RAINBOWS!! THE HORRORS!!</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/1138186728219521027</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>So he took to Twitter, a public website, where he wrote 'F*ck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes.'</p><p>Big mistake, buddy. BIG mistake. There&#39;s a lot wrong with this tweet, and not just his heterosexual fragility or the fact that he didn&#39;t even tag Target correctly.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine being this fragile.... <a href="https://t.co/tQ7TdRxrWR">https://t.co/tQ7TdRxrWR</a></p>&mdash; Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) <a href="https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1138464702953140225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>People quickly hopped into his replies to respond to him whining about not being able to get any shoes....... by directing him to the SHOE DEPARTMENT. You know, where shoes are sold.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Try the shoe department. You&#39;ll probably want something with thick soles since it seems like you have pretty thin skin.</p>&mdash; Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) <a href="https://twitter.com/BenjaminJS/status/1138464973418520576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">then go to the fucking shoe department, Aaron.</p>&mdash; “Celia” (@_celia_bedelia_) <a href="https://twitter.com/_celia_bedelia_/status/1138490105138700288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1138466280439209990</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/lgbtqfc/status/1138465566405091329</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Then buy some shoes</p>&mdash; Fluffy is Okay with Spooky Nazi-Punching (@MattyPGood) <a href="https://twitter.com/MattyPGood/status/1138459030123438082?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pretty sure you’re not gonna find Men’s Shoes while facing toward the women’s underwear section, fam.<br>Maybe they’re on the cereal aisle 🤷‍♂️ Did you check there and yell about the rainbow goldfish?</p>&mdash; Cory McCoy (@CoryLMcCoy) <a href="https://twitter.com/CoryLMcCoy/status/1138466217654738948?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Like so many dumb tweets, this one quickly became a hilarious meme.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fuck you <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TARGET?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TARGET</a> . i just want some God damned shoes <a href="https://t.co/1jlB9tjJnm">pic.twitter.com/1jlB9tjJnm</a></p>&mdash; Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) <a href="https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1138468235874095106?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Fuck you <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TARGET?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TARGET</a> . i just wanted a 90-day dry aged ribeye, a 2010 Brunello di Montalcino, and some God damned caviar <a href="https://t.co/CgdtBaMOp8">pic.twitter.com/CgdtBaMOp8</a></p>&mdash; Sam Riegel (@samriegel) <a href="https://twitter.com/samriegel/status/1138468989636497408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One time I just needed tampons and had to power through this... <a href="https://t.co/xO26lRqxSq">pic.twitter.com/xO26lRqxSq</a></p>&mdash; Lori Witham 🇺🇸 (@yayee36) <a href="https://twitter.com/yayee36/status/1138467134185586688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/Jimmytheworm/status/1138490228555960321/photo/1</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">it is DISGUSTING how <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TARGET?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TARGET</a> sells those really big jars of Nutella, my willpower is not infinite .</p>&mdash; Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) <a href="https://twitter.com/MaxKennerly/status/1138468943168004097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Eff you <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TARGET?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#TARGET</a>. I just want some goddam toilet paper. <a href="https://t.co/UjqYwovTuh">pic.twitter.com/UjqYwovTuh</a></p>&mdash; Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) <a href="https://twitter.com/nataliejohnsonn/status/1138468171155984385?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">AGREED. WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN SHOES? <a href="https://t.co/ijVydQTaa6">pic.twitter.com/ijVydQTaa6</a></p>&mdash; Plague Vendor (@MrButterChicken) <a href="https://twitter.com/MrButterChicken/status/1138474094922518528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>While others are dragging his hat, as they should.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope you meant new hat. <a href="https://t.co/e4KX3oqZky">pic.twitter.com/e4KX3oqZky</a></p>&mdash; Genuinely Thankful Jeff May (@heytherejeffro) <a href="https://twitter.com/heytherejeffro/status/1138466663311892480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Sometimes you just have to love the internet.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sir, this is Wendy&#39;s.</p>&mdash; Cindy Strait (@CStrait2) <a href="https://twitter.com/CStrait2/status/1138467667256500225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 11, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Nothing says 'oops I did a dumb tweet' like 44 retweets compared to 1.4 THOUSAND comments. That&#39;s what we call getting 'ratio&#39;d' to oblivion. Oh no homophobey, what IS you doing?! Someone show this man the 'delete' button so he can delete this very bad tweet along with his entire wardrobe and personality.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

Homophobe gets roasted for complaining he can't buy shoes at Target during Pride.

may wilkerson

Happy Pride!!!! It&#39;s the most wonderful time of the year for straight people to have meltdowns over not getting enough attention, even though 11 months out of the year and 99.99% of history are catered to their hetersoexual, cis-gendered needs. Case-in-point: a guy named Aaron Clarey recently took to Twitter to complain about Target having the audacity to celebrate Pride Month.First of all, this is what Aaron Clarey looks like: LOL This campy cartoon villain was seemingly very upset when he entered Target and was presented with a display of *clutches fedora* RAINBOWS!! THE HORRORS!!https://twitter.com/aaron_clarey/status/1138186728219521027So he took to Twitter, a public website, where he wrote 'F*ck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes.'Big mistake, buddy. BIG mistake. There&#39;s a lot wrong with this tweet, and not just his heterosexual fragility or the fact that he didn&#39;t even tag Target correctly.Imagine being this fragile.... https://t.co/tQ7TdRxrWR&mdash; Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 11, 2019 People quickly hopped into his replies to respond to him whining about not being able to get any shoes....... by directing him to the SHOE DEPARTMENT. You know, where shoes are sold.Try the shoe department. You&#39;ll probably want something with thick soles since it seems like you have pretty thin skin.&mdash; Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) June 11, 2019 then go to the fucking shoe department, Aaron.&mdash; “Celia” (@_celia_bedelia_) June 11, 2019 https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1138466280439209990https://twitter.com/lgbtqfc/status/1138465566405091329Then buy some shoes&mdash; Fluffy is Okay with Spooky Nazi-Punching (@MattyPGood) June 11, 2019 Pretty sure you’re not gonna find Men’s Shoes while facing toward the women’s underwear section, fam.Maybe they’re on the cereal aisle 🤷‍♂️ Did you check there and yell about the rainbow goldfish?&mdash; Cory McCoy (@CoryLMcCoy) June 11, 2019 Like so many dumb tweets, this one quickly became a hilarious meme.Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes pic.twitter.com/1jlB9tjJnm&mdash; Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 11, 2019 Fuck you #TARGET . i just wanted a 90-day dry aged ribeye, a 2010 Brunello di Montalcino, and some God damned caviar pic.twitter.com/CgdtBaMOp8&mdash; Sam Riegel (@samriegel) June 11, 2019 One time I just needed tampons and had to power through this... pic.twitter.com/xO26lRqxSq&mdash; Lori Witham 🇺🇸 (@yayee36) June 11, 2019 https://twitter.com/Jimmytheworm/status/1138490228555960321/photo/1it is DISGUSTING how #TARGET sells those really big jars of Nutella, my willpower is not infinite .&mdash; Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) June 11, 2019 Eff you #TARGET. I just want some goddam toilet paper. pic.twitter.com/UjqYwovTuh&mdash; Natalie Johnson (@nataliejohnsonn) June 11, 2019 AGREED. WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN SHOES? pic.twitter.com/ijVydQTaa6&mdash; Plague Vendor (@MrButterChicken) June 11, 2019 While others are dragging his hat, as they should.I hope you meant new hat. pic.twitter.com/e4KX3oqZky&mdash; Genuinely Thankful Jeff May (@heytherejeffro) June 11, 2019 Sometimes you just have to love the internet.Sir, this is Wendy&#39;s.&mdash; Cindy Strait (@CStrait2) June 11, 2019 Nothing says 'oops I did a dumb tweet' like 44 retweets compared to 1.4 THOUSAND comments. That&#39;s what we call getting 'ratio&#39;d' to oblivion. Oh no homophobey, what IS you doing?! Someone show this man the 'delete' button so he can delete this very bad tweet along with his entire wardrobe and personality.