Is there anything more satisfying than the perfect comeback?
Whether you're delivering a witty retort, witnessing one, or even receiving it, you can't deny that there's something so beautiful and poetic about it. A recent Reddit thread asked, "What’s the most memorable comeback you’ve heard in your life?" You might want to keep a few of the answers in your back pocket for the next time you need to verbally own someone.
Boss had just fired an insufferable a**hole who was disliked by basically everyone despite his fantastic work ethic on a Friday. The following Monday he comes in to give a little pep talk to the department about how he'll hire a replacement asap. At one point he drops something like " and that Jim guy is such an a**hole I almost feel sorry for him. Who would ever hire a guy like that".