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<p>When you&#39;re a kid, you have to learn a lot about the world in a pretty short amount of time. So it&#39;s only fair that some children fill in their gaps of knowledge with their own cockamamie theories about how the world works.</p><p>A<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mzcg2d/whats_the_most_kid_logic_thing_you_believed_as_a/"> recent Reddit thread</a> asked, &quot;What&rsquo;s the most &#39;kid logic&#39; thing you believed as a child?&quot; The answers prove that we should all be thankful for the public education system.</p><h2>1. Where else would they live?!</h2><blockquote> <p>Teachers live in the school - ImtheKitsune</p> <p>I believed this and my moms a teacher - Sumpan1</p> </blockquote><h2>2. Why not?!</h2><blockquote> <p>Movies are filmed in order. Basically one long shot from start to finish - Mecha_Hitler_</p> </blockquote><h2>3. This kid may have invented FaceTime.</h2><blockquote> <p>We got a TV in 1970 when I was 4. I thought the people on the TV could see me too. - NZT48rules</p> </blockquote><h2>4. Someone&#39;s parents decided to skip explaining the whole death thing.</h2><blockquote> <p>I thought people were just buried alive and then had eternity to just play and read in a hole in the ground. I thought families were buried close to each other so people wouldn&rsquo;t get lonely. When my goldfish died, I made my parents bury her in a large plastic yogurt container with water in it so she could breathe. - the_random_fandom</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. How do you explain spotted cows then?</h2><blockquote> <p>Chocolate milk comes from brown cows - Extremebuilder1220</p> </blockquote><h2>6. There didn&#39;t seem to be any other option.</h2><blockquote> <p>That the watermelon seed I accidentally swallowed would grow into a watermelon inside me. - spilledmind</p> </blockquote><h2>7. Actually, the only thing England loves more than making people speak English is beans on toast.</h2><blockquote> <p>That the American war of independence was fought because England was mad that we stole their language. - Swampwolf42</p> </blockquote><h2>8. They do have to go really fast to break through, so maybe this is true.</h2><blockquote> <p>Astronauts had to cut a hole in the sky to get into space - zorolon_cannon</p> </blockquote><h2>9. Alternate theory: all adults are the exact same age.</h2><blockquote> <p>I thought all adults had been that way their entire lives. I thought my mother had been 30 years old her entire existence. She never grew up, and in turn I tjought I would never grow old. I was a different kind of person in that I was a kid and I would stay that way forever. The concept of kids growing up and then making more kids who will then grow up to make even more kids was something I never even considered. - SIVAvonReddit</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. It was worth a shot.</h2><blockquote> <p>that if i took very short deliberate breathes i could breath underwater.</p> <p>i collapsed a lung that day. - bruteski226</p> </blockquote><h2>11. What in the &quot;Pimp My Ride&quot;...</h2><blockquote> <p>I was in the back of my mom&#39;s car because she was picking me up from my grandma&#39;s house, and my mom handed me a cup of hot coco. The obvious source was a hot coco dispenser hidden somewhere in the dash, not that she just happened to have it in the cup holder. - charliefckstck</p> </blockquote><h2>12. It makes sense.</h2><blockquote> <p>I thought &ldquo;crimes against nature&rdquo; was what you were charged with if you polluted. I still say it makes more sense my way. - Weasel_Town</p> </blockquote><h2>13. Awwww.</h2><blockquote> <p>That when it rained it meant that god was washing his house. When there was thunder, that&rsquo;s because he was pushing furniture from side to side in order to wash the floor better. - alicedanslalune</p> </blockquote><h2>14. It would be cool if you could let the doctor name your baby instead of paying them.</h2><blockquote> <p>The doctor who delivers the baby is the one who chooses the baby&#39;s name - TrustworthyEnough</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. No, but you might attract some bugs.</h2><blockquote> <p>That if I planted my candy in the ground, a candy tree would grow in its place. This did not happen, obviously. - Holiday_Roof776</p> </blockquote><h2>16. Hey, why not?</h2><blockquote> <p>I thought they acted out the intro to each and every tv episode of a show separately. (I was too young to know about taping things!) I would feel sorry for the actors because they had to do the same exact thing for every show and I thought that must be really boring. - butter00pecan</p> </blockquote><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

16 people share the most hilarious 'kid logic' things they believed as children.

When you&#39;re a kid, you have to learn a lot about the world in a pretty short amount of time. So it&#39;s only fair that some children fill in their gaps of knowledge with their own cockamamie theories about how the world works.A recent Reddit thread asked, &quot;What&rsquo;s the most &#39;kid logic&#39; thing you believed as a child?&quot; The answers prove that we should all be thankful for the public education system.1. Where else would they live?! Teachers live in the school - ImtheKitsune I believed this and my moms a teacher - Sumpan1 2. Why not?! Movies are filmed in order. Basically one long shot from start to finish - Mecha_Hitler_ 3. This kid may have invented FaceTime. We got a TV in 1970 when I was 4. I thought the people on the TV could see me too. - NZT48rules 4. Someone&#39;s parents decided to skip explaining the whole death thing. I thought people were just buried alive and then had eternity to just play and read in a hole in the ground. I thought families were buried close to each other so people wouldn&rsquo;t get lonely. When my goldfish died, I made my parents bury her in a large plastic yogurt container with water in it so she could breathe. - the_random_fandom 5. How do you explain spotted cows then? Chocolate milk comes from brown cows - Extremebuilder1220 6. There didn&#39;t seem to be any other option. That the watermelon seed I accidentally swallowed would grow into a watermelon inside me. - spilledmind 7. Actually, the only thing England loves more than making people speak English is beans on toast. That the American war of independence was fought because England was mad that we stole their language. - Swampwolf42 8. They do have to go really fast to break through, so maybe this is true. Astronauts had to cut a hole in the sky to get into space - zorolon_cannon 9. Alternate theory: all adults are the exact same age. I thought all adults had been that way their entire lives. I thought my mother had been 30 years old her entire existence. She never grew up, and in turn I tjought I would never grow old. I was a different kind of person in that I was a kid and I would stay that way forever. The concept of kids growing up and then making more kids who will then grow up to make even more kids was something I never even considered. - SIVAvonReddit 10. It was worth a shot. that if i took very short deliberate breathes i could breath underwater. i collapsed a lung that day. - bruteski226 11. What in the &quot;Pimp My Ride&quot;... I was in the back of my mom&#39;s car because she was picking me up from my grandma&#39;s house, and my mom handed me a cup of hot coco. The obvious source was a hot coco dispenser hidden somewhere in the dash, not that she just happened to have it in the cup holder. - charliefckstck 12. It makes sense. I thought &ldquo;crimes against nature&rdquo; was what you were charged with if you polluted. I still say it makes more sense my way. - Weasel_Town 13. Awwww. That when it rained it meant that god was washing his house. When there was thunder, that&rsquo;s because he was pushing furniture from side to side in order to wash the floor better. - alicedanslalune 14. It would be cool if you could let the doctor name your baby instead of paying them. The doctor who delivers the baby is the one who chooses the baby&#39;s name - TrustworthyEnough 15. No, but you might attract some bugs. That if I planted my candy in the ground, a candy tree would grow in its place. This did not happen, obviously. - Holiday_Roof776 16. Hey, why not? I thought they acted out the intro to each and every tv episode of a show separately. (I was too young to know about taping things!) I would feel sorry for the actors because they had to do the same exact thing for every show and I thought that must be really boring. - butter00pecan 

When you&#39;re a kid, you have to learn a lot about the world in a pretty short amount of time. So it&#39;s only fair that some children fill in their gaps of knowledge with their own cockamamie theories about how the world works.  A...