Some might say it's totally normal to hide things from your spouse, especially if you've been together for a while.
So today, the men of Reddit are spilling the secrets they'll never tell their wives. They range from benign to pretty serious – accidental affair with your future sister-in-law, anyone?
One time we went out drinking and got into an argument. Later, we both stayed at a friend's place that night instead of driving home. She passed out in the recliner with her head at an odd angle and I let her sleep that way so her neck would be sore the next day. - Pallymorphic
My normally cute wife survived breast cancer a couple years ago. During the bald stretch, she got new glasses with thick black frames and she kept reminding me of someone, but I couldn't figure out who.
Finally hit me: Benny Hill's sidekick. I took a vow of silence on that one let me tell you. - RealisticDelusions77