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<p>Kids write the darnedest things.</p><p>When Twitter user <a href="https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1135955264736309248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fd-29741288262549182762.ampproject.net%2F1905091827220%2Fframe.html" target="_blank">Sarah&#39;s</a> little brother missed the bus to school, he prepared a formal, comprehensive letter informing their mother of the predicament. It uses very impressive, sophisticated language compared to the juvenility of the handwriting.</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-aria-label-part="" data-attribution="Twitter: @sarahhollidayyy" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1136223630336122881" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8O5SP2X4AAe9-S.jpg" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1136223630336122881">Twitter: @sarahhollidayyy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Here&#39;s what it says:</p><blockquote> <p>As your son, I regret to inform you that I&#39;ve missed my means of public transportation. I know you must be on a rollercoaster of emotions right now but rest assured, I&#39;ve decided to stay home. This was a tough decision to make while you were gone for 20 minutes. I&#39;m probably in my bed moping about the fact that I can&#39;t go to school, so please don&#39;t interrupt me. If you require any further assistance, please see the pros/cons chart on the back side.</p> </blockquote><p>As promised, here are the pros and cons:</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-aria-label-part="" data-attribution="Twitter: @sarahholidayyy" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1135955264736309248" src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8O5SOvW4AE1nbW.jpg" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1135955264736309248">Twitter: @sarahholidayyy</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><blockquote> <p>Pros:</p> <p>- First day home this quarter, grades will be fine.</p> <p>- Today was gonna be a bad one, can&#39;t get over my hair.</p> </blockquote><blockquote> <p>Cons:</p> <p>- Might become a habit (doubtful)</p> <p>-You have to call the school and tell them I&#39;ve got polio.</p> </blockquote><p>(With anti-vaxxers running wild these days, polio actually is a possibility).</p><p>The tweet went viral with close to 100,000 likes. Sarah provided an update, explaining that yes, she let the boy stay home.</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1136223630336122881</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>This kid truly is a genius.</p><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">if my kids ain&rsquo;t funny like this i&rsquo;m sending them back</p> &mdash; ashley moon (@ashmoon_liberty) <a href="https://twitter.com/ashmoon_liberty/status/1136151129958617090?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank">June 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">'Might become a habit (doubtful)' this kid is better than all of us</p> &mdash; ZVAARI (@ZVAARI) <a href="https://twitter.com/ZVAARI/status/1136229002325180417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank">June 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">A whole ass mood <a href="https://t.co/48dtbmAeS9" target="_blank">pic.twitter.com/48dtbmAeS9</a></p> &mdash; Belinda (@yourillus1onist) <a href="https://twitter.com/yourillus1onist/status/1136331667088564224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank">June 5, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><div> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none" data-lang="en"> <p dir="ltr" lang="en">things that sent me:<br /> <br /> - the impeccable grammar<br /> - the pros and cons<br /> - the fact that he&rsquo;s a lil boy and he prob wrote this in like 10 minutes<br /> - his adorable handwriting<br /> - &ldquo;polio&rdquo;<br /> - &ldquo;I regret to inform you that I&rsquo;ve missed my means of public transportation&rdquo;<br /> <br /> THIS IS PEAK COMEDY!!</p> &mdash; 💞angry bisexual💞 (@missmaryn015) <a href="https://twitter.com/missmaryn015/status/1136642921242025989?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw" target="_blank">June 6, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async="" charset="utf-8" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script></div><p>He&#39;s going to grow up to be a comedy writer. Or even worse...a lawyer.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

This kid wrote a hilarious letter to his mom after missing the school bus. He'll go far in life.

Orli Matlow

Kids write the darnedest things.When Twitter user Sarah&#39;s little brother missed the bus to school, he prepared a formal, comprehensive letter informing their mother of the predicament. It uses very impressive, sophisticated language compared to the juvenility of the handwriting.Twitter: @sarahhollidayyyHere&#39;s what it says: As your son, I regret to inform you that I&#39;ve missed my means of public transportation. I know you must be on a rollercoaster of emotions right now but rest assured, I&#39;ve decided to stay home. This was a tough decision to make while you were gone for 20 minutes. I&#39;m probably in my bed moping about the fact that I can&#39;t go to school, so please don&#39;t interrupt me. If you require any further assistance, please see the pros/cons chart on the back side. As promised, here are the pros and cons:Twitter: @sarahholidayyy Pros: - First day home this quarter, grades will be fine. - Today was gonna be a bad one, can&#39;t get over my hair.  Cons: - Might become a habit (doubtful) -You have to call the school and tell them I&#39;ve got polio. (With anti-vaxxers running wild these days, polio actually is a possibility).The tweet went viral with close to 100,000 likes. Sarah provided an update, explaining that yes, she let the boy stay home.https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1136223630336122881This kid truly is a genius.  if my kids ain&rsquo;t funny like this i&rsquo;m sending them back &mdash; ashley moon (@ashmoon_liberty) June 5, 2019   'Might become a habit (doubtful)' this kid is better than all of us &mdash; ZVAARI (@ZVAARI) June 5, 2019   A whole ass mood pic.twitter.com/48dtbmAeS9 &mdash; Belinda (@yourillus1onist) June 5, 2019   things that sent me:  - the impeccable grammar - the pros and cons - the fact that he&rsquo;s a lil boy and he prob wrote this in like 10 minutes - his adorable handwriting - &ldquo;polio&rdquo; - &ldquo;I regret to inform you that I&rsquo;ve missed my means of public transportation&rdquo;  THIS IS PEAK COMEDY!! &mdash; 💞angry bisexual💞 (@missmaryn015) June 6, 2019 He&#39;s going to grow up to be a comedy writer. Or even worse...a lawyer.

Kids write the darnedest things.  When Twitter user Sarah&#39;s little brother missed the bus to school, he prepared a formal, comprehensive letter informing their mother of the predicament. It uses very impressive, sophisticated language...