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<p>How lucky are we to live in a time in which you don&#39;t have to go to a bar to be creeped out by skeevy strangers. From the comfort of your own home, you can have the feeling of nausea that will make you want to hop into the shower and also hide under your weighted blanket from anything and everyone. These cringey dating app profiles get an immediate swipe-left, if not a full-on throw-phone-across-the-room.</p><h2>1. He and that fish will be very happy together.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/sheratesdogspod/status/1372012129507680258?s=20" height="1437" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/ewpdwopvgaibo2a-tdzTfo.jpg" width="945" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/sheratesdogspod/status/1372012129507680258?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2. That&#39;s a lot of emojis.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1377322364434714624?s=20" height="1431" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/2-3a4ru7.jpeg" width="945" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1377322364434714624?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3. Straight up.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1323001027159748608?s=20" height="1221" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/3-UVbgsU.jpeg" width="749" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1323001027159748608?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>4. Dim as f*ck.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1323001027159748608?s=20" height="787" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/4-zHNbXq.jpeg" width="824" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1323001027159748608?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5. Holy cow.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1312430502335266816/photo/1" height="600" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/5-kr3XAj.jpeg" width="808" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1312430502335266816/photo/1">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6. Rugged individualism.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1295100109403770880/photo/1" height="620" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/6-sy72hk.jpeg" width="1332" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1295100109403770880/photo/1">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7. He&#39;s ~not like the other guys~</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1289259593659322368?s=20" height="426" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/7-vzkUZ7.jpeg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1289259593659322368?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8. What the what.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1246559727485456384?s=20" height="594" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/8-X9jdLl.jpeg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1246559727485456384?s=20">Reddit</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9. Ew.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1243982741386825728?s=20" height="352" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/9-6qHO0N.jpeg" width="680" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1243982741386825728?s=20">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10. Credit Mitch Hedburg for the joke, dude.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/caseyr0cks/status/1241554146664361995/photo/1" height="801" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/10-GDMQRn.jpeg" width="827" /></div><div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/caseyr0cks/status/1241554146664361995/photo/1">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11. Do they mean &quot;quirks&quot; or......something else?</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="511" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/11-92DF6l.jpg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12. Nina knows how to paint a mental picture.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="" data-attribution-url="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/muyhe5/excellent_question_nina/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web2x&amp;context=3" height="602" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/12-rKo7aW.jpeg" width="640" /></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13. So acute.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="242" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/13-7Qzr1T.jpeg" width="1170" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14. Not single single mum.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="613" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/14-h7IXAb.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15. Poor Rat.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Reddit" data-attribution-url="" height="886" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/15-t3l1xp.jpeg" width="640" /></div><div class="image-attribution">Reddit</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16. Spider-Woman.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/i5szgv/literally_just_genderswapped_tom_holland/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">Literally just gender-swapped Tom Holland</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17. Save Grandma!</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="reddit-card" > <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/l5myps/the_fuck/?ref_source=embed&amp;ref=share">the fuck</a> from <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/">Tinder</a> </blockquote> <script async src="https://embed.redditmedia.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

17 of the funniest, weirdest and cringiest dating app profiles.

How lucky are we to live in a time in which you don&#39;t have to go to a bar to be creeped out by skeevy strangers. From the comfort of your own home, you can have the feeling of nausea that will make you want to hop into the shower and also hide under your weighted blanket from anything and everyone. These cringey dating app profiles get an immediate swipe-left, if not a full-on throw-phone-across-the-room.1. He and that fish will be very happy together.Twitter2. That&#39;s a lot of emojis.Twitter3. Straight up.Twitter 4. Dim as f*ck.Twitter5. Holy cow.Reddit6. Rugged individualism.Twitter7. He&#39;s ~not like the other guys~Twitter8. What the what.Reddit9. Ew.Twitter10. Credit Mitch Hedburg for the joke, dude.Twitter11. Do they mean &quot;quirks&quot; or......something else?Reddit12. Nina knows how to paint a mental picture.13. So acute.Reddit14. Not single single mum.Reddit15. Poor Rat.Reddit16. Spider-Woman. Literally just gender-swapped Tom Holland from Tinder  17. Save Grandma! the fuck from Tinder  

How lucky are we to live in a time in which you don&#39;t have to go to a bar to be creeped out by skeevy strangers. From the comfort of your own home, you can have the feeling of nausea that will make you want to hop into the shower and...